I was just in the most epic snowball battle EVER!!

Here in State College, PA at Penn State University Park campus, I and a bunch of other guys were building a huge snowman in the large clear area outside our dorms, the Pollack Halls. Someone ran up and told us about a huge battle over at the East Halls, how the people there had amassed a huge snowball army and had marched all the way down toward West.

We looked over at the horizon, and across the street on the far edge of the open area came this HUGE mass of people. It was insane! Just like in a movie. They were yelling and throwing snowballs, and all of us started fighting back. Suddenly there were people EVERYWHERE; there had to be at least 2000 people in that area alone, if not more.

Each army, East and Pollack, would charge back and forth; East trying to conquer us, and us Pollack people trying to push them out. The battle lasted for 45 minutes; the sky was literally filled with snowballs arcing overhead in either direction. We would charge forward, which was awesome; someone would get the crowd/army's attention, yell "CHARGE!!" and with a mighty battle cry we would all rush forward, shoulder-to-shoulder. People would get hit with snowballs on either side of you, but you just had to keep running, scooping up snow along the way (that wasn't packed down) and throw it.

They tried to outflank us by coming in from the right, but we drove them out. Eventually we drove them all the way back to the street, where some of the guys used the cars as mobile cover (like in "Call of Duty 4")!! Chanting "VICTORY!!!", we all cheered, high on adrenaline and the rush of battle.

It. Was. INCREDIBLE!! It was exactly like those big battles you see in movies, like "Gladiator" or "300," except with snowballs.

I HAVE LIVED!!!